#1
An
eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing. A
small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do
nothing?"
The
eagle answered: "Sure, why not." So,
the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested. All of a sudden, a fox
appeared, jumped on the rabbit, and ate it.
Lesson - To be sitting doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.
#2
A
turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the
top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the
energy."
"Well,
why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull.
"They're packed with nutrients." The
turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength
to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more
dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fourth night, the turkey
was proudly perched at the top of the tree. He
was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.
Lesson - Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.
#3
A
little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold; the bird froze and
fell to the ground into a large field.
While
he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him. As the frozen
bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realise how warm he was. The
dung was actually thawing him out!
He
lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A
passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the
sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug
him out and ate him.
Lessons
(1)
Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.
(2)
Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
(3)
And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep your mouth shut!
Have a wonderfully blessed day...
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