Stress test

What's the 1st answer that comes to your mind???

1.   What do you put in a toaster?
2.   Say "silk" five times. Now spell "silk." What do cows drink?
3.   If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made from blue bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black house is made from black bricks, what is a green house made from?
4.   It's twenty years ago, and a plane crashes from 20,000 feet over Germany (If you will recall, Germany at the time was politically divided into East and West Germany) Where would you bury the survivors? East Germany, West Germany, "no man's land"?
5.   Without using a calculator - You are driving a bus from Mumbai to Pune. in Mumbai, 17 people get on, in Pune , 16 get off. Name the driver.


Answers:
1.   "Bread." If you said "toast," give up now and do something else.. Try not to hurt yourself. If you said bread, go to Question 2...
2.   Cows drink water. If you said "milk," don't attempt the next question. Your brain is over -stressed and may even overheat. Content yourself by reading more appropriate literature. However, if you said "water", proceed to question 3...
3.   Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said "green bricks," why the hell are you still reading these?? If you said "glass," go on to Question 4...
4.   You don't bury survivors!!! If you said ANYTHING else, you must stop. If you said, "You don't bury survivors", proceed to the next question...
5.   Oh, for crying out loud! Don't you remember your own name? It was YOU!!
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