Job Interview...

Me: Well, Let me just say it the way it is in my mind. You should hire me because am not going to fail.

Man2: What do you mean by you are not going to fail.

Me: I have been unemployed for a long time, so if given the opportunity, I will anything that I can to sure that I don't go back to my unemployed status. *All silent*

Me: things within the banks policy and interest

Lady: Is that the answer you came up with.

Me: No. I don't want to use it again cos its just to speak English and doesn't tell the real me since is something I picked over the net and modified.

Man2: Can we hear it.

Lady: No, just leave him *turning to me* You read chemical engineering, and you want to work in a bank. Are you not trying to go off your career?

Me: Well, even though I have a background in engineering, I do not have a career yet until I gain experience in a particular field, from there I can build my career.

Lady: Do you think you can survive in the bank as an engr.

Me: Engrs are trained to be flexible and adaptive. I believe I can and will succeed in the banking sector. If Mr. XXXX (the current CEO of the bank) and Mrs. YYYYY (one of their senior executive) can succeed, I see no reason why I cant.

Man2: Why are you comparing yourself with them?

Me: Cos they both read a course that has nothing to do with banking.

Lady: Name them.

Me: Electrical Engineering and Microbiology

Man2: So you have the faith that you can do it.

Me: Yes. Plus the fact that I always have luck *grin*.
They just burst out laughing.

Man1: Tell us any three recent happenings in Nigeria or policies by the FG that is affecting the banking industry

Me: TSA, Fight against corruption and drop in oil price.

Lady: Explain them.

Me: *did the little explanation that I can* Summary is that money is leaving the bank

Lady: Go, personnel will get back to you

Naso I begin dey go come dey think say I don f-up Till just last week, I got a text that that I was successful, that they will get back to be for the next stage.


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